{"product_id":"the-rage-egg","title":"The Rage Egg","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRx: Squeeze As Needed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou started life with about 2 million of these. You're down to your last few hundred. This is not a metaphor. This is just what's happening in there, and it's the actual reason you feel like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Rage Egg isn't a stress ball. Stress balls are for people who are mildly stressed. This is for the specific, unhinged rage of forgetting a word mid-sentence, sweating through a Zoom call in January, or being told \"have you tried yoga\" for the fourth time this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDosage:\u003c\/strong\u003e One (1) squeeze per rage spike. Repeat as needed, which, let's be honest, is constantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSide Effects:\u003c\/strong\u003e May result in slightly stronger grip strength, a much better outlook on your coworkers, and a newfound appreciation for how hard your ovaries have been working this whole time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not throw at coworkers. We know you want to. Squeeze the egg instead.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Meno LOL","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54063455306027,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/menolol.com\/products\/the-rage-egg","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}